Maybe you weren't speaking of breasts, but someone was. Did you know that October is Breast Cancer Awareness month? My favorite radio station is hosting a pledge drive for mammograms. If you're over 35 and at risk, or over 40, (or this applies to someone you love) make the pledge!
And while we're on the subject of breasts - if you've never treated yourself (or your girls) to a proper bra fitting, make a point to do that as well. Every mother I know deserves to a) have their breasts flattened to ensure there's nothing nasty growing in there and b) have 'em well-cupped.
Since this is an equal-opportunity site: Dads, turn your head and cough.